Monday 13 July 2015

JOke

Award-winning story...
Shehu was in class 3 in 1983 . His teacher
always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of
conception, time and space. And a sure failure in
life ". One day,
poor Shehu's grand mother came
to school to check out how her grandson was
doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she
had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and
advised her to withdraw and enrol him under an
artisan , because formal schooling for Shehu
would be a total waste of time and money . The
grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks,
withdrew her grandson from the school and
relocated to Maiduguri . 25 years later the teacher
was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the
doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And
only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria
(practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this
procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor
teacher agreed to have the surgery performed .
Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke
hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome
young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to
thank him but could not speak . She looked
sideways and suddenly began to express shock &
anguish , her face started to turn pale ; she
frantically made attempts to raise her hand and
tell him something but couldn't. She struggled,
she fought hard ... Till she gave up the Ghost and
died . The young doctor was shocked . He tried to
find out what went wrong . Eventually he found
out that itwas our dear Shehu (now working as a
cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the
lady's ventilator to connect his phone charger .
Wait... You thought that Shehu became the
doctor ?
IF I HEAR!!!

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